Sometimes I think that capitalism with its endless abundance of goods is just as stupid a world order as socialism. In one case there's nothing to choose from, and in the other – the choice is too big. True, in our reality this abundance is often an illusion – either all the alternatives are similar, or there are only a few clear leaders in terms of specs.
But by the time you pick out a good pair of swim trunks – you'll definitely learn at least a dozen English words. Which of you can say off the top of your head what Jammers, Drag Shorts, Aquashorts, Swimming Trunks, Briefs, Watershorts are, and how they differ?
Exactly. I myself can barely figure out what Swimming Trunks and Briefs are. I suspect that the rest of the words were made up by the manufacturer, namely Speedo. Good thing there are pictures at least – for dummies.